Splendiferous!

Scottie Pippen has a blog. Weird.

For some reason, I am reminded of a commercial for a Bulls game from the mid 90s. This is the team which contained Jordan, Pippen, and Dennis Rodman. Now, Jordan is well known for his high flying ability, so I can understand why they used him the way they did in the ad. But the others? Man...

The ad was announcing a game between the Jazz (I think) and the Bulls. It showed Jordan, Pippen, and Rodman in short clips while that guy who did all the NBA commercials spoke over it. "Superman! Batman! Rod-man!"

So Scottie. Can I borrow your utility belt?

I'm going to see Bruce Campbell tonight. Suckers!

Did anyone watch the first episode of "The Bachelor" last night? I did not. Apparently one of the lovely ladies (who survived the first cut) is a nice girl by the name of Sarah W. I have it on good authority that she is what one calls a "ho bag".

Needless to say, I will have a difficult time deciding between watching that and the NCAA men's finals next Monday.

Math Challenge: Finish this before I do. Preferably without driving yourself insane.

"Ten years from now Tim will be twice as old as Jane was when Mary was nine times as old as Tim. Eight years ago, Mary was half as old as Jane will be when Jane is one year older than Tim will be at the time when Mary will be five times as old as Tim will be two years from now. When Tim was one year old, Mary was three years older than Tim will be when Jane is three time as old as Mary was six years before the time when Jane was half as old as Tim will be when Mary will be ten years older than Mary was when Jane was one-third as old as Tim will be when Mary will be three times as old as she was when Jane was born."

!!!!!!!

Clan Bob has updated. Oh. My. God.

See, I was thinking today about giving up on reading my webcomics because I wasn't sure I was enjoying them that much. This is clearly a sign from God that I was wrong.

Thanks, God.

Shaun Kenney is running for the House of Delegates. Against Bobby Orrock.

Wow. This race is going to be INTERESTING. And I mean it with several capitals. I am looking forward to this. You should stop by Shaun's website and check it out. Haven't found a website for the incumbent Orrock yet, other than his listing on the site for the House of Delegates. Anyone else?

I have six tickets to go see Bruce Campbell speak at JMU on Wednesday March 30th at 8PM.

Hail to the king, baby!

Happy Pi Day!

I came across this recently. A little old, but still hilarious.

Mr. T is the fourth most influential American in history.

Happy Birthday, Jason.