Tuesday, June 10, 2003
Back in Harrisonburg! For a day. Or two.
On the way to Harrisonburg I noticed a few things. Like how much people suck at driving. There are two things, no, three things that I cannot stand! I saw two of them today. The first is not using your turn signals. I mean come on. How hard is it to push the stupid thing down or up? You're just a lazy ass. It's important because it lets other drivers know what you're doing. So when you drive like a maniac at least we know not to try and get over since you're going to pull out right behind us to pass going 300 mph. Number two on the list of bad driving-ness is tailgating. Seriously, this is the most dangerous thing a driver can do. What if someone has to hit their brakes and you're tailgating them? ACCIDENT. It's not like tailgating someone will make the car move any faster. In fact, when people tailgate me I often slow down just to piss them off. They deserve it. The last thing that irritates me is when drivers don't put their lights on when it's raining out. Someone else noticed this in the Free-Lance Star today.
While driving on the lovely route 3, I am suddenly being tailgated by someone who pulled up to me very quickly. I was already going 67 in a 55 zone, but apparently that wasn't fast enough for this eprson. I look in my rear view and notice it's some woman driving a beat up 80's plymouth and smoking out the window. Obivously a tool. And of course after I could move over and did she went flying past me and immediately got in my lane, without using her blinker. But the thing that REALLY got me was before she passed me. When I was glancing in my rear view mirror I noticed she had one of those clear stickers going across the top of her windshield. Later, I realized what it really said. It was a picture of Tweety Bird™ and the phrase "I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!" However, since I was looking at it in a mirror, it looked more like "!TAT YTTU9 A WAT I TWAT I" (the 9 trying to be a reversed P). You can see why this would strike me as funny. Yes, I know, I'm awful. Sue me. (Please don't)
Speaking of things being in reverse, I heard the new Weird Al cd, Poodle Hat. One of the songs is titled "Bob" and the lyrics are nothing but palindromes. One of them made my crack up so much I fell off of the inflatable ottoman! It was "Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!" Ha ha!
Anyway, hurray for updates. I'm going to Cape Cod on...Thursday. Fun will be had by all.
Baby Got Back.
On the way to Harrisonburg I noticed a few things. Like how much people suck at driving. There are two things, no, three things that I cannot stand! I saw two of them today. The first is not using your turn signals. I mean come on. How hard is it to push the stupid thing down or up? You're just a lazy ass. It's important because it lets other drivers know what you're doing. So when you drive like a maniac at least we know not to try and get over since you're going to pull out right behind us to pass going 300 mph. Number two on the list of bad driving-ness is tailgating. Seriously, this is the most dangerous thing a driver can do. What if someone has to hit their brakes and you're tailgating them? ACCIDENT. It's not like tailgating someone will make the car move any faster. In fact, when people tailgate me I often slow down just to piss them off. They deserve it. The last thing that irritates me is when drivers don't put their lights on when it's raining out. Someone else noticed this in the Free-Lance Star today.
While driving on the lovely route 3, I am suddenly being tailgated by someone who pulled up to me very quickly. I was already going 67 in a 55 zone, but apparently that wasn't fast enough for this eprson. I look in my rear view and notice it's some woman driving a beat up 80's plymouth and smoking out the window. Obivously a tool. And of course after I could move over and did she went flying past me and immediately got in my lane, without using her blinker. But the thing that REALLY got me was before she passed me. When I was glancing in my rear view mirror I noticed she had one of those clear stickers going across the top of her windshield. Later, I realized what it really said. It was a picture of Tweety Bird™ and the phrase "I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!" However, since I was looking at it in a mirror, it looked more like "!TAT YTTU9 A WAT I TWAT I" (the 9 trying to be a reversed P). You can see why this would strike me as funny. Yes, I know, I'm awful. Sue me. (Please don't)
Speaking of things being in reverse, I heard the new Weird Al cd, Poodle Hat. One of the songs is titled "Bob" and the lyrics are nothing but palindromes. One of them made my crack up so much I fell off of the inflatable ottoman! It was "Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!" Ha ha!
Anyway, hurray for updates. I'm going to Cape Cod on...Thursday. Fun will be had by all.
Baby Got Back.
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