Splendiferous!

Apparently the War on Terror is also the War on Satan. 'Army Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin has told church audiences his mission is "a battle with Satan." The struggle, Boykin said, is "because we're a Christian nation, because our foundation and our roots are Judeo-Christian ... and the enemy is a guy named Satan."' This is also the guy who talked about a fight with a Warlord in Somalia who also happens to be Muslim that "I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol." Despite the fact that Muslims consider his real God to be the same God as their own. Because Christians worship the same god that Jews worship, and Muslims worship the same god that Jews worship, ergo Christians and Muslims worship the same god. So the Christian God is bigger than himself, is a real god and also an idol? Boy, I love when devout religious fanatics spout inflammatory remarks about other religions when they don't realize they're attacking the same god that they espouse.

I have a beard. Picture to come.